The Joy of Facebook Quizzes

The complete list of Facebook quizzes I have taken (to date) follows:

• What Lost character are you? (Sawyer? Awesome!!)
  
• Which Hero are you? (Mohinder Suresh? That's kinda weird.)
  
• What city should you live in? (Tokyo. Yeah right.)
  
• Could you pass the US citizenship test? (With flying colors, baby!)
  
• Right brain v. left creativity test (Right brain--was there any question?)
  
• Dr. Phil's personality test (What? You're kidding me!)
  
• Which Jane Austen heroine are you? (That girl from Mansfield Park...I can't really remember that book.)
  
• Which American accent do you have? (Northern, of course.)
  

(I also took the "which Disney princess are you?" quiz, but I wasn't excited about letting that fact be seen on my little newsboard.) (And for the record, it was Pocahontas ;) .)

These quizzes can pretty much only be described as, well, shallow and dumb. I am surely not any of the Lost characters (thank goodness!)...and nevertheless I was thrilled when it let me know "You are Sawyer"! The awesome thing about Facebook quizzes is that it always lets you take the quiz again if you don't like your answer. The not-so-awesome thing about this particular quiz was, I loved my answer, but then when I tried to take the quiz again, it kept telling me I was Juliet! No way am I that traitorous, untrustworthy female android of Ben Linus's! This quiz sucks.

Let's take another!

And so it goes. Happy minutes spent analyzing my inner TV character. I can't think of anything better to do.

Oh, and if you want to know what my Dr. Phil's personality test result is, feel free to take the quiz yourself. I'm sure you'll figure it out :).