Somebody get Bristol Palin an agent!! Or better, one for Baby Palin-Johnston. A few professional shots of the happy family sold to People magazine should get them, what, $1 million? I mean, I suppose they're not Brad and Angie, but if they market this right, they could sure have the Grocery Aisle Pile drooling. If Bristol and Hottie McHotPocket Levi Johnston know what they're doing, they'll pay for Baby Palin-Johnston's education the good ol' American way...by leveraging their total hotness, dramatic situation and the fleeting and forgetful eye of the media, which currently is batting its flirty eyelashes behind some marvelously (and rare) rose-colored lenses.
If Vanity Fair and the Hallmark Channel are your bootstraps, I suggest you pull them up. Besides, I'm looking forward to seeing that cute baby ;).
Thursday, September 4, 2008
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